Village Show in shock
MARROW
MOST FOUL
Champion vegetable ‘Gerald’ found nobbled on eve of Village Show. Women's Institute furious. Police ‘at a loss’, and also at lunch.
Villagers woke this morning to scenes of horror in the show tent, where Gerald, the 84lb marrow set to win Mrs Dorothy Pemberton a record twelfth championship, was discovered wilting beneath a scattering of slug pellets.
With the judging at two o'clock, a detective has been summoned from the city. Residents are asked to cooperate fully, to stop hiding things, and to bring a plate.
“Everyone in this village is lying about something.” The landlord of the Dog & Duck